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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Literature

Prose and poetry — and the people who pen them — especially those of particular skill, popularity, importance or cultural significance. Think Shakespeare, Homer, Shelley, Hemingway and Poe, and, arguably, Isaac Asimov, J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King, Michael Crichton and Douglas Adams.

Speed
Limericks, Rated G

Speed

LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?

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Stumpy
February 3, 2019November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Attic Search
Haikus, Rated PG

Attic Search

COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.

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Stumpy
July 25, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Grimms
Limericks, Rated PG

The Grimms

HANAU, GERMANY — Fairy tales are some brutal shit, but kids take the atrocities in stride in the absence of additional moral context.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us
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