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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Medicine

Regarding medical science, its practitioners, culture, patients, pharmaceuticals, devices, treatment, facilities, methods and related personnel.

Sperm Bank
Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 13, 2023November 15, 2023 · 1 min read
No Underwear
Limericks, Rated PG

No Underwear

ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.

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Stumpy
December 16, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Mammosurgeons
Limericks, Rated PG

Mammosurgeons

GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.

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Stumpy
February 6, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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Stumpy
October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Frustrated Tech Girl
Limericks, Rated PG

Frustrated Tech Girl

SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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