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Tag: Militaria

Soldiers, sailors, airmen, machines of war and topics related to military matters.

Star Wars: Clone Troopers
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Star Wars: Clone Troopers

PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.

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December 1, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
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Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
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Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
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Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

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May 28, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Rum Grog
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Rum Grog

CARIBBEAN SEA — When conditions are particularly bad, you can always use drugs to quell rebellion.

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May 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
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Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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