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Tag: Money & Economics

Theoretical and practical economics, financial systems and media of exchange, commerce, trade, barter, plus the accumulation of wealth and its (re)distribution, banks, pawn shops, currency exchanges and the like.

Build a Better Penis
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Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read
Never Pay Retail
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Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

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October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Colorblind Bank Robbers
Limericks, Rated G

Colorblind Bank Robbers

BLUIT, NEW MEXICO, USA — Disabilities can affect all manner of professions, sometimes with unexpected and serious consequences.

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July 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Honey’s Stash
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Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.

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July 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
A Risk-Free Proposition
Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read

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