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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Oral

Having to do with the mouth, such as eating, smoking, kissing, whistling and drinking, but here mostly as part of sexual congress.

Nantucket
Limericks, Rated R

Nantucket

NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.

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September 27, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Hirsute Hilda
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Hirsute Hilda

MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.

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April 1, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Frozen: The Snowjob
Limericks, Rated R

Frozen: The Snowjob

KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.

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Stumpy
December 27, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
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Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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Stumpy
October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Aim for the Chin
Limericks, Rated R

Aim for the Chin

MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.

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September 28, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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