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Tag: Religion

From the Olympian pantheon and Egyptian animal hybrid gods to the Abrahamic sky-deity, angels, demons and prophets, they’re all here — even the Flying Spaghetti Monster — plus, atheism, buddhism, hinduism and any of the rest!

Donald Trump
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Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
All Over the Map
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All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
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Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
An Odd Hieroglyph
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An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.

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Stumpy
January 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
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Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Daniel Dennett
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Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.

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Stumpy
November 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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