Dung Weight Standards
KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.
From micro-miniature robots to a better mousetrap, this covers all scientific and inventive endeavors that expand human knowledge.
KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.
SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.
NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.
ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.
SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.