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Tag: Science & Technology

From micro-miniature robots to a better mousetrap, this covers all scientific and inventive endeavors that expand human knowledge.

Dung Weight Standards
Limericks, Rated PG

Dung Weight Standards

KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.

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Veronika Andelsky
June 5, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Pollen
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Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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Stumpy
May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Star
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The Star

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.

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Javier Seguro
May 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Dogfish
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The Dogfish

NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.

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Stumpy
May 2, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
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Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Frustrated Tech Girl
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Frustrated Tech Girl

SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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