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Tag: Star Trek

The science fiction television and film franchise created by Gene Roddenberry in the 1960s, including spinoffs, conventions, “trekkie” culture, merchandise, art, films, books, games and related things.

The Trekkie Version
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The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: Offworld Porn
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Star Trek: Offworld Porn

PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.

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February 1, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
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Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Star Trek: Tribbles
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Star Trek: Tribbles

SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.

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August 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
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Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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