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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: The Middle East

The mostly Islamic, and often Arab, lands plagued by so much conflict and hatred between Christians, Jews and Muslims. Radicals and fundamentalists on all sides escalate tensions, incite violence, commit atrocities, and perpetually undermine all attempts to coexist peacefully.

Vacuum Cleaner
Limericks, Rated PG

Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pharaoh’s Decree
Limericks, Rated PG

Pharaoh’s Decree

MEMPHIS PALACE — It can be emasculating for a man to be fired from his job, especially under these circumstances.

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March 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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