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Tag: The Sea

Large bodies of saltwater mostly or wholely encompassed by land, usually claimed by nations with access to an ocean.

Sardines
Limericks, Rated G

Sardines

AGADIR, MOROCCO — Nature provides for all of us in the most amazing ways.

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Stumpy
April 25, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Barnacles
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Barnacles

SOUTH PACIFIC — All creatures live according to the way of their kind. These tiny arthropods are no exception.

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Javier Seguro
April 15, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Rum of St. Croix
Limericks, Rated R

The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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Stumpy
July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Popeye the Sailor Man
Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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Stumpy
April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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