Javier Seguro – Stumpy Gould

Vaguely Clever

TIGHTWAD, MISSOURI, USA — Unemployment sucks. Job-searching sucks. Working sucks.

SOUTH PACIFIC — All creatures live according to the way of their kind. These tiny arthropods are no exception.

TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.

COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.

LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.

GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.