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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Say Cheese
Limericks, Rated G

Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Nantucket
Limericks, Rated R

Nantucket

NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.

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Stumpy
September 27, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Jäger Shots
Haikus, Rated G

Jäger Shots

SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Joe
Limericks, Rated R

Joe

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA — Joe’s a tough motherfucker, yet he’s got a soft spot he wants to keep secret.

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Stumpy
September 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Homeless Prostitute
Limericks, Rated PG

The Homeless Prostitute

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA — Fuller Park is a rough neighborhood, especially for sex workers that people consider trash.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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