Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Jokes, Rated R

Predator Signs

OTTAWA, CANADA — Danger lurks around every corner. Canada’s Ministry of Transportation aims to save lives with road signage.

Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.