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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Christopher Hitchens
Limericks, Rated G

Christopher Hitchens

SHAFTSBURY, VERMONT, USA — One of the contemporary intellectuals who unapologetically described himself as an enemy of religion.

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Stumpy
September 4, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Predator Signs
Jokes, Rated R

Predator Signs

OTTAWA, CANADA — Danger lurks around every corner. Canada’s Ministry of Transportation aims to save lives with road signage.

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Stumpy
August 31, 2015December 25, 2024 · 3 mins read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
Ashley Madison Lookup
Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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Stumpy
July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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