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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Rufus Brown
Limericks, Rated R

Rufus Brown

DRIPPING SPRINGS, OKLAHOMA, USA — Rufus proves you don’t have to be quick, just persistent.

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Stumpy
June 14, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Brazen Grayson
Limericks, Rated G

Brazen Grayson

SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.

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Stumpy
May 31, 2018November 6, 2023 · 1 min read
Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Once in a While
Limericks, Rated PG

Once in a While

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking had various caregivers who provided a helping hand when he needed it most.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gigolo Ambition
Limericks, Rated PG

Gigolo Ambition

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.

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Stumpy
April 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Gay Cannibals
Limericks, Rated PG

Gay Cannibals

AMAZON BASIN — This might be one of the smallest of all minority groups in the LGBTQ+ community, but they’ve got a bone to pick.

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Stumpy
March 8, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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