Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

Brazen Grayson

SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.

Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

Limericks, Rated PG

Once in a While

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking had various caregivers who provided a helping hand when he needed it most.

Limericks, Rated PG

Gigolo Ambition

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.

Limericks, Rated PG

Gay Cannibals

AMAZON BASIN — This might be one of the smallest of all minority groups in the LGBTQ+ community, but they’ve got a bone to pick.

Limericks, Rated G

Vampire Bob

CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS — This Dork Lord sucks both figuratively and literally. You don’t even have to take precautions.