Veronika Andelsky

Unsavory Antelopes

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.

KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.

CRAPO, MICHIGAN, USA — shit (noun): also crap, bull, dirt, poop, turd, dung, muck, manure, kaka, waste, feces, stool, droppings