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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Powerful Totems
Limericks, Rated PG

Powerful Totems

KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 7, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Massage Parlor
Limericks, Rated PG

Massage Parlor

DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.

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Stumpy
April 5, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Speed
Limericks, Rated G

Speed

LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?

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Stumpy
February 3, 2019November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Yurt
Limericks, Rated G

The Yurt

GOBI-MANCHURIAN STEPPE — These circular structures have been little marvels in Central Asia for thousands of years.

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Noushin Behrooz
January 17, 2019October 6, 2024 · 1 min read
Snickerdoodle
Limericks, Poems, Rated PG

Snickerdoodle

FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.

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Stumpy
January 16, 2019November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Old Saint Nick
Limericks, Rated R

Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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