Speed
LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
The Yurt
GOBI-MANCHURIAN STEPPE — These circular structures have been little marvels in Central Asia for thousands of years.
Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
No Underwear
ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.
The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.