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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Star Wars: Bothans
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Bothans

DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.

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Stumpy
November 9, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
Limericks, Rated PG

Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Adapting to Hell
Limericks, Rated G

Adapting to Hell

GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.

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Javier Seguro
October 27, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Thousand-Watt Smiles
Limericks, Rated PG

Thousand-Watt Smiles

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — The support of others can be the energy and inspiration you need to proceed to the next level with confidence.

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Stumpy
October 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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Stumpy
October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Never Pay Retail
Limericks, Rated R

Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

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Stumpy
October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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