Poems – Page 31 – Stumpy Gould

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?

CARIBBEAN SEA — When conditions are particularly bad, you can always use drugs to quell rebellion.

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.