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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Old Angler’s Advice
Limericks, Rated PG

Old Angler’s Advice

WETMORE, COLORADO, USA — Sage relationship advice delivered at the right time can avert a lot of heartache.

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Fluffy Lane
April 27, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
Limericks, Rated R

Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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Stumpy
April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fishwife’s Store
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Woodworking Studs
Limericks, Rated PG

Woodworking Studs

LONGWOOD, WISCONSIN, USA — There’s something sexy about a strapping tradesmen with a toolbelt, who bends wood to his will.

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Stumpy
April 17, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ginger Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Ginger Star

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — Success in Hollywood often comes at the expense of some quid pro quo. If you choose to pay the price, that’s on you.

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Stumpy
April 16, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kims
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kims

NORMAL, ILLINOIS, USA — It’s not easy tackling culture shock, no matter how much you try to change. Some aspects of your upbringing are immutable.

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Stumpy
April 13, 2014November 27, 2024 · 1 min read

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