Jack Sprat
ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Camwhore Candy
SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.
Mansplaining
TOAD SUCK, ARKANSAS, USA — When it comes to sexist vocabulary, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose.
Wet Nurse Neve
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?
Rufus Brown
DRIPPING SPRINGS, OKLAHOMA, USA — Rufus proves you don’t have to be quick, just persistent.
Vaguely Clever
TIGHTWAD, MISSOURI, USA — Unemployment sucks. Job-searching sucks. Working sucks.