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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Roy Batty
Haikus, Rated G

Roy Batty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — We all grapple with our own mortality. Perhaps our own conscious creations will as well.

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Stumpy
October 1, 2017November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Full Stop
Limericks, Rated PG

Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Unsavory Antelopes
Limericks, Rated G

Unsavory Antelopes

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 1, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The French Plumber
Limericks, Rated PG

The French Plumber

TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]

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Stumpy
June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Pieru Club
Limericks, Rated G

The Pieru Club

HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.

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Stumpy
June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Gold Inside
Limericks, Rated G

Gold Inside

ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.

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Stumpy
June 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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