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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated G

G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.

Adapting to Hell
Limericks, Rated G

Adapting to Hell

GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.

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Javier Seguro
October 27, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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Stumpy
October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Colorblind Bank Robbers
Limericks, Rated G

Colorblind Bank Robbers

BLUIT, NEW MEXICO, USA — Disabilities can affect all manner of professions, sometimes with unexpected and serious consequences.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
A Risk-Free Proposition
Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

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Stumpy
June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Hoth Survival
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

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Stumpy
June 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
The Dogfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Dogfish

NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.

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Stumpy
May 2, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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