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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated R

R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.

I Nipple Fart
Haikus, Rated R

I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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Stumpy
September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Predator Signs
Jokes, Rated R

Predator Signs

OTTAWA, CANADA — Danger lurks around every corner. Canada’s Ministry of Transportation aims to save lives with road signage.

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Stumpy
August 31, 2015December 25, 2024 · 3 mins read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
Her Majesty
Limericks, Rated R

Her Majesty

WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.

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Stumpy
June 10, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
Limericks, Rated R

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
A Defiant Few
Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

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Stumpy
January 6, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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