Every Christmas, old Saint Nick
Hangs tinsel and lights from his dick,
Then up his ass he shoves
Two live turtle doves,
Three wreaths and a peppermint stick.
See also this limerick’s Santa companion pieces:
Who knew the fat guy was such a sadomasochist? According to Psychology Today, “Sadomasochism is a portmanteau of sadism and masochism, terms coined by the 19th century German psychiatrist Richard von Krafft-Ebing, who spoke of basic, natural tendencies to sadism in men, and to masochism in women […] Masochism he named for the 19th century Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, author of Venus in Furs.”
