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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Magic and Witchcraft

Of or pertaining to the spells, knowledge, rituals, artifacts, mythologies, practitioners and powers of “white magic”–illusion, sleight of hand and wizardry–and “black magic”–sorcery, voodoo and the dark arts, including the full range from Harry Potter, jedi, fairies and leprechauns to the occult, the Lovecraft mythos, witch doctors, medicine men and the Wicked Witch of the West.

Old Saint Nick
Limericks, Rated R

Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Gold Inside
Limericks, Rated G

Gold Inside

ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.

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Stumpy
June 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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Stumpy
December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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