The Bidet
GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.
Millie
FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.
North and South
DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.
Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.
Terminator: Kyle Reese
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.