Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.
Frozen: The Snowjob
KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.
Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
The Birds and the Bees
PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.
Dare to Trust
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.