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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Computers

Digital “thinking machines” of all types, from desktops, laptops and notebooks to smartphones, tablets and calculators. Includes any peripherals, accessories or uses from gaming, appliances and, entertainment to military, communications and transportation.

Camwhore Candy
Limericks, Rated PG

Camwhore Candy

SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.

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July 23, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
From the Internet
Limericks, Rated R

From the Internet

LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.

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October 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Ashley Madison Lookup
Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

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August 21, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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