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Tag: Death

The end of biological life and perhaps even what follows, be it rot and oblivion, Heaven and Hell or rebirth.

Zoë’s Zombie Lover
Limericks, Rated G

Zoë’s Zombie Lover

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.

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April 7, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Grimms
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The Grimms

HANAU, GERMANY — Fairy tales are some brutal shit, but kids take the atrocities in stride in the absence of additional moral context.

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April 1, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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