This Christmas
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
Tag: Farts
Gasses expelled, especially unintentionally, threw the anus.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
The Pieru Club
HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.
An Odd Hieroglyph
GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.
Irritable Bowels
COLON, MICHIGAN, USA — An ass with a mind of its own will invariably rebel. It never ends well.
