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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Fat

People or animals that are chubby, overweight, obese or plump.

Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
Hippopotamus Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

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Stumpy
January 30, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Skipper’s Daughter
Limericks, Rated PG

The Skipper’s Daughter

SOUTH ATLANTIC — Underway, anything can happen. And when it does, salvation can come from those you’d least expect. That’s the law of the sea.

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Stumpy
April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Mademoiselle Gras
Limericks, Rated PG

Mademoiselle Gras

RUISSEAU DE L’ARSE, FRANCE — There are weight-loss methods and there are drastic weight-loss methods.

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Roxanne Depardieu
March 23, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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