Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.
Tag: Masturbation
Sexual arousal and stimulation by oneself, usually by way of direct manipulation or use of objects on, around and in the genitals and erogenous zones, typically to orgasm.
The Fate of Pinocchio
TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.
Attic Search
COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.
The Stranger
HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.
Lazy New Ways
CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.
The Blue-Balled Toad
WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.