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Tag: Militaria

Soldiers, sailors, airmen, machines of war and topics related to military matters.

Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Sam the Horse
Limericks, Rated G

Sam the Horse

WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Popeye the Sailor Man
Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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Stumpy
April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Snipers With Hooters
Limericks, Rated PG

Snipers With Hooters

KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.

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Stumpy
April 4, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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