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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Money & Economics

Theoretical and practical economics, financial systems and media of exchange, commerce, trade, barter, plus the accumulation of wealth and its (re)distribution, banks, pawn shops, currency exchanges and the like.

Sperm Bank
Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 13, 2023November 15, 2023 · 1 min read
Camwhore Candy
Limericks, Rated PG

Camwhore Candy

SEYCHELLES ISLANDS — On the OnlyFans platform, you masturbate, stream it on the internet, and charge subscribers $10 a month.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Miss Knox
Limericks, Rated R

Miss Knox

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, USA — If you’re not getting this level of service from your financial institutions, it’s time to switch.

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Stumpy
March 3, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
All Over the Map
Limericks, Rated PG

All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Free Market Deer
Limericks, Rated PG

Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

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Stumpy
February 9, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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Stumpy
December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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