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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Prostitution

That age-old profession of selling sex for goods, money or favor. Includes “amateurs,” such as your everyday slut, whore, nympho, gigolo and player.

Gigolo Ambition
Limericks, Rated PG

Gigolo Ambition

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.

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April 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Homeless Prostitute
Limericks, Rated PG

The Homeless Prostitute

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA — Fuller Park is a rough neighborhood, especially for sex workers that people consider trash.

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September 5, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Narcoleptic Whore
Limericks, Rated PG

The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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