Royalty – Stumpy Gould

An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.

TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.

WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.

GREENWICH PALACE — A poetic account of the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn.

MEMPHIS PALACE — It can be emasculating for a man to be fired from his job, especially under these circumstances.