Skip to content
Stumpy Gould

Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us

Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Never Pay Retail
Limericks, Rated R

Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 3: Two Blows
Rated R, Stories

No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
Rated R, Stories

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read
No. 1: Duct Tape Blues
Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

Stumpy Avatar photo
Stumpy
July 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 4 mins read

Posts pagination

Older posts
1 … 10 11 12 13 14 15
Newer posts
  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
  • Ratings
    • Rated G
    • Rated PG
    • Rated R
  • About Us
Build with WordPress | Theme by NesiaPress