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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Honey’s Stash
Limericks, Rated R

Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.

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July 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Alcoholic Lesbians
Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Nonapeptides
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Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

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June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Portmanteauriffic
Limericks, Rated R

Portmanteauriffic

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?

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May 26, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Nympho Pyros
Limericks, Rated R

Nympho Pyros

EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

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May 16, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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