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Tag: Transportation

Modes of conveyance, such as terrestrial, aerial, (sub)marine and space vehicles, elevators, escalators and moving walkways.

Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

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Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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Stumpy
June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
The Excrement Trade
Limericks, Rated PG

The Excrement Trade

CRAPO, MICHIGAN, USA — shit (noun): also crap, bull, dirt, poop, turd, dung, muck, manure, kaka, waste, feces, stool, droppings

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Veronika Andelsky
May 3, 2014November 8, 2023 · 1 min read
The Skipper’s Daughter
Limericks, Rated PG

The Skipper’s Daughter

SOUTH ATLANTIC — Underway, anything can happen. And when it does, salvation can come from those you’d least expect. That’s the law of the sea.

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Stumpy
April 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Miss  Buxom
Limericks, Rated PG

Miss Buxom

NORTH ATLANTIC — If your ship runs into an iceberg, you better be prepared to survive in the water.

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Stumpy
March 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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Stumpy
March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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