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Tag: Weaponry

Anything and everything, from a prison shiv to a stealth bomber, that is designed to injure, incapacitate, hinder, confuse or kill.

Lag
Limericks, Rated PG

Lag

SEOUL, KOREA — Internet connectivity quality and speed matter in online gameplay. A lot, as it turns out.

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Stumpy
May 30, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Joe
Limericks, Rated R

Joe

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA — Joe’s a tough motherfucker, yet he’s got a soft spot he wants to keep secret.

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September 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Snipers With Hooters
Limericks, Rated PG

Snipers With Hooters

KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.

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Stumpy
April 4, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
Limericks, Rated R

Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

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May 28, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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