Limericks, Rated PG

The French Plumber

“Looks like a shit-and-run saboteur
“Has stopped up your toilet, monsieur.
“Since the culprit has fled,”
The French plumber said,
“I’ll unclog it avec plongeur.”

The wordplay here is that avec plaisir in French means “with pleasure.” Plongeur (de toilette) in French means “(toilet) plunger.” As if the jokes in English around here don’t already suck enough. Merde!

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