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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

All Over the Map
Limericks, Rated PG

All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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Stumpy
July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Attic Search
Haikus, Rated PG

Attic Search

COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.

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Stumpy
July 25, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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Stumpy
July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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Stumpy
July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Fracking
Limericks, Rated PG

Fracking

STANLEY, NORTH DAKOTA, USA — Hydraulic fracturing is like raw-dogging the earth deep in its tight borehole.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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