Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

Limericks, Rated PG

Dare to Trust

BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.

Limericks, Rated R

Trinh’s Punani

DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.

Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

Limericks, Rated R

Ass Bandits

BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.

Limericks, Rated G

Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.