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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

The Birds and the Bees
Limericks, Rated PG

The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

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December 21, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Dare to Trust
Limericks, Rated PG

Dare to Trust

BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trinh’s Punani
Limericks, Rated R

Trinh’s Punani

DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.

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Stumpy
December 10, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Ass Bandits
Limericks, Rated R

Ass Bandits

BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.

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Stumpy
November 20, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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