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Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Sperm Bank
Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 13, 2023November 15, 2023 · 1 min read
Powerful Totems
Limericks, Rated PG

Powerful Totems

KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 7, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Massage Parlor
Limericks, Rated PG

Massage Parlor

DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.

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Stumpy
April 5, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Snickerdoodle
Limericks, Poems, Rated PG

Snickerdoodle

FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.

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Stumpy
January 16, 2019November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
No Underwear
Limericks, Rated PG

No Underwear

ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.

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Stumpy
December 16, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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