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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Dare to Trust
Limericks, Rated PG

Dare to Trust

BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trinh’s Punani
Limericks, Rated R

Trinh’s Punani

DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.

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Stumpy
December 10, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pachyderms
Limericks, Rated G

Pachyderms

NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 23, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Ass Bandits
Limericks, Rated R

Ass Bandits

BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.

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Stumpy
November 20, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Daniel Dennett
Limericks, Rated G

Daniel Dennett

BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.

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Stumpy
November 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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