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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Fetish & Addiction

Niche sexual pleasure or sensual drives that demand slavish, incessant quests for more. All end up as reward chemicals in the brain, be they spawned by drugs, extreme and risky activities, kinky sex or some other specific behavior, situation, location, role, power dynamic or substance.

The Pieru Club
Limericks, Rated G

The Pieru Club

HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.

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June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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Stumpy
July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Lazy New Ways
Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

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February 10, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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