Sperm Bank
WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.
Tag: Genitals
The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.
Fucking Birds
AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.
Powerful Totems
KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.
Massage Parlor
DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.
Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.