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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Prostitution

That age-old profession of selling sex for goods, money or favor. Includes “amateurs,” such as your everyday slut, whore, nympho, gigolo and player.

Never Pay Retail
Limericks, Rated R

Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

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Stumpy
October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 1: Duct Tape Blues
Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

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Stumpy
July 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 4 mins read
Honey’s Stash
Limericks, Rated R

Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.

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Stumpy
July 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Whitechapel Tart
Limericks, Rated R

Whitechapel Tart

LONDON, ENGLAND — Jack the Ripper was brutal. If he had a sense of humor, it might have manifested as something like this.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 10, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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