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Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Penis Aplenty
Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

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January 13, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Colors of Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

The Colors of Sex

HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — fuck (verb), also lay, screw, shag, bang, bonk, hump, score, schtup, scrog, lay pipe, score, copulate, mate

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January 5, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Best Meat
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The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Frozen: The Snowjob
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Frozen: The Snowjob

KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.

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December 27, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Birds and the Bees
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The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

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December 21, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Ass Bandits
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Ass Bandits

BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.

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November 20, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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