Poems – Page 18

The Birds and the Bees

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.

DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.

NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.