Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
The Birds and the Bees
PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.
Dare to Trust
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.
Trinh’s Punani
DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.
Pachyderms
NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.